Meth Coffee: Super-Caffeinated Coffee
According to the site:
METH COFFEE may promote feelings of mania, zania, euthanasia, fantasia, and all manner of paranoia. DO NOT DRINK ALONE.
METH COFFEE SHOULD NOT BE CONSUMED BY minors, bilious baby handlers, hazelnut-flavor whores, swill consumers, anger management seminar attendees, road ragers, or cup-cradling hand warmers unable to handle upward shifts in speed and mobility.
Meth coffee can be shipped (whole beans or a specified grind) anywhere in the US within 48 hours.
Caffeine levels are unknown. Yerba Mate tends to have 0.7 to 2% caffeine content while a coffee bean has 1-2.5%. With a combination of both, Meth Coffee must be a seriously strong brew.