If Celebrities Were Energy Drinks…

Have you ever wondered which energy drink best describes you?

With all the crazy names and graphics out there, surely there’s one that fits your looks or persona.

Well, Caffeine Informer has matched up some popular celebrities with the energy drink that best describes them.

Note: This post is just for Fun.

Britney Spears and Bawls

Steve Tyler and Howling Monkey

Lindsay Lohan and Cocaine

Randy Jackson and Atomic Dogg

Tom Cruise and Spaz Juice

Michael Jackson and Monster

Barack Obama and Rockstar

Richard Simmons and Redline Princess

Paris Hilton and HYPE


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  • Therese Bedard

    I give energy drinks to the kids at school. It is job security because I am the head of the time out room at school.

  • funny~~~

  • Isaac

    I laughed so hard at this page, they’re all so true!

  • CaffeineChemist

    On an unrelated note, Osama Obama is a great name for a rock band.

Last Modified: August 25, 2014