Energy Shots

Mini Chill Relaxation and Stress Relief Shot Review

Mini Chill Relaxation and Stress Relief Shots are designed to calm instead of energize, which is a strange concept for me.

It’s like I’ve stumbled into an alternate dimension.  Inside my latest energy drink shipment was a collection of shots with all sorts of confusing words on them.  Words like relaxation, chill, and stress relief.

I took the shots out of their box like a Cro-Magnon handling a potato peeler for the first time.  I fumbled them around, shook them close to my ear, assessed their structural integrity with a stick, and quickly threw them across the room out of a sudden realized fear spawned by severe misunderstanding.

I eventually warmed up to the purpose and intentions of the Mini Chill shots.  Do they succeed in legitimizing the alternate energy drink dimension?


With Mini Chill Shots, your taste buds have to wade through a dense thicket of fuzzy overtones to figure out what’s really behind the curtain.  Blueberry (maybe) seems to exist in the taste profile, but seriously, there’s something masking the taste that is downright fuzzy.  There’s no better way to put it in my own mind.  All in all, though, these shots don’t offend the least bit.

Mini Chill Ingredients

You know a product’s good when its single primary ingredient has a trade mark symbol after it.  Right?  Mini Chill shots run on Relarian™, a proprietary blend of Valerian Root 4:1 extract, GABA, L-Theanine, and 5-HTP.


After downing at least 5 of these shots, I’m still lost.  Did they chill me out?  One time I think I yawned at a slightly higher frequency.  Did they improve my mood?  Don’t think so.  My baseline mood, however, has always been joyously close to the positive end of the scale.  Did they improve my focus?  I always find it hard to think back and answer that question.  Maybe it was because I was too focused on something to have a recollection?  Or maybe Mini Chill  didn’t work at all?

Maybe you’re getting the picture here.  Maybe I’m using too many maybes.  I’m just clueless as to what these shots have brought to the table for me.  Utterly clueless.


To sum Mini Chill shots all up, I’ve got two sentences that I ask you to meld in whatever fashion you see fit:  These shots don’t work.  Results may vary.

Reviewed by Dusty Smith


Written by Ted Kallmyer, last updated on October 16, 2017