The 10 Dogs of Energy Drinks

dog-drinksHave I missed something?

Since when did the term or image of a dog equate energy? I mean I’ve seen some hyper dogs in my time, but once they leave the puppy stage most dogs just lay around most of the time……

Well after some intense research (not really), I discovered that quite a few energy drink marketers have looked to the dog to fetch sales.

This post is just for fun.

Here’s the list

  1. Frigid Dog– Ok, this makes me think of my poor childhood dog “Poodle” chained to his box on a cold winter’s night. I need a moment.
  2. Dark Dog– Because light colored dogs just don’t have as much kick.
  3. Strait Dog– As opposed to all the gay varieties…
  4. Raw Dawg– I prefer my dog roasted with garlic, thank you.
  5. Dr. Dogg– You definitely don’t want this doctor probing around.
  6. Atomic Dogg– When a B movie turns into a D energy drink.
  7. Bulldog– Yeah that cute slobbery breed makes me thirsty.
  8. Hair of the Dog– Now that’s a great feeling….You feel a piece of hair on your tongue and find that it’s dog’s hair….
  9. Scalded Dog– Yes please, with a side of fried rice.
  10. Fire Dog– Teaching children everywhere about energy drink safety.

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  • Tramp

    Dr. Dog .. also the name of an indie rock band. just throwing it out there.. never tried ANY of them and really don’t plan to.. i’ve seen raw dog a few times but it looks so gimmick-y i always avoid it for a more tried and true drink like.. well anything.

  • Evan

    I’ve tried Hair of the Dog, but it is just another Red Bull clone.

  • eanowakattack

    Srsly yall, RAW DAWG? This is just way too funny.

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  • Jesse

    Wow I never new that there was a Bulldog buzz. In Canada (or at least where I’m from) They call it Beaver Buzz. lol

  • Sid

    I’ve only tried Dark Dog, and I’d say it’s pretty damn tasty and gives a decent caffeine kick. Not really a red bull clone from what I can tell from the taste either but maybe that’s just me, never really been a fan of red bull to begin with.

  • Dr. DreadMoor Stormcrow

    Theres a drink (which i found to be very great tasting) called pitbull…but it only comes in 8 oz cans and marketing is very bad (stupid can design) but i must say i thought it was very diffrent and good tasting

Last Modified: August 25, 2014