THINQ Functional Energy Drink

So I receive this box from this company called THINQ. Once open, my eyes gaze upon some of the slickest energy drink cans my eyes have ever seen. Very sharp black aluminum cans, with an orange top and an expensive look. Now I’m really excited about trying THINQ Functional Drink, so enough gazing and it’s time rip that top off and get down to business…

Taste

As I twist the top, I get a nice release of pressure, and a very nice orange aroma. So far so good. As for the taste, if you’re an orange fan, you will fall in love with THINQ. Comparing the taste, I would compare it to a carbonated orange Gatorade, does that make sense? Anyways, THINQ has a smooth orange taste with no after-taste. As for taste, the outside was a good reflection of what’s on the inside.

Ingredients

THINQ Functional Drink pretty much breaks the rules for your standard “energy” drink. THINQ pushes itself as a deliciously refreshing all-natural drink, so you’ll find a good amount of Vitamin D, 3 types of Vitamin B, Calcium, Magnesium and Potassium. Yet it wouldn’t be an energy drink if it didn’t also include such ingredients as Guarana extract, Ginseng extract, and Gingko Biloba. Yet even with all that good stuff, at least there’s only 60 calories! The caffeine content of THINQ isn’t disclosed.

Effect

As for the impact, THINQ doesn’t proclaim that it’s a keep you up all night and rock your world energy drink that others try to be, but THINQ prides itself on being all natural and “designed to work with your body on a cellular level to awaken your mind, energize your body and exhilarate your spirit”. So after downing the entire can, I did feel a very refreshing new alertness with no buzz or jitters. I was just more awake and ready to face my day. So crash either!

Verdict

I Loved THINQ. However, it’s not the drink I would reach for to give me that big boost to get me through the rest of a long day, but definitely a drink to reach for while hanging around the house or sipping on while out with friends. I agree with the saying across the THINQ can “An invigorating whole body experience”.

Reviewed by Brandon Trouten

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  • Derp

    It sounds like they are paying you for this one, or you are just happy you got a free box.

  • It’s not like he said it was the best drink ever. Really he probably gets boxes of drinks all the time so I doubt that is it. I think maybe he just likes it.

  • I personally think that is great advertisement when its so good and you rave over it that it would sound like you were paid to say it. Thats when you know you have a good product. GO THINQ!!!!! take it all the way. Its a incredible product. There is plenty of drinks out there to get yo the big buzz and all worked up but there is only one that will hit you mind, soul and body. THINQ!

  • ted

    energy fiend isn’t paid to write reviews. Is it that hard to believe that a reviewer could just really like a product? If all our reviews were gleaming you would have to wonder, but that is certainly not the case. Once and awhile you get a true winner. 🙂

  • DERP IS A DRIP

    A REVIEWER WHO TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY AS SERIOUSLY AS HE OR SHE DOES, I WOULD HOPE TO GET AN HONEST OPINION. REMEMBER IT’S JUST THAT. IF THIS PERSON LIKES AND IT MAKES YOU WANT TO TRY IT TO SEE IF IT IS THAT GOOD, GREAT. IF YOU DO THAT AND IT MAKES YOU VERP IN YOUR MOUTH THAN AT LEAST YOU KNOW NOT TO GRAB THAT DRINK NEXT TIME. WITHOUT THESE REVIEWS, IT WOULD BE A TOTAL CRAP SHOOT STANDING AT THE COOLER DOOR, IN YOUR FAVORITE ENERGY DRINK HAUNT, TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT SCRATCH IT’S GOING TO TAKE TO ITCH YOUR NEED. LIGHTEN UP DERP, AND GRAB SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL PERKY, THEN GO DO ADVANCED MATH OR A 3-D PUZZLE. CHECK THE MAIL, THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR MAY JUST BE THERE FINALLY.

  • Brandon (the Reviewer)

    I have nothing to gain or lose by writing these reviews. Some I do receive, so I buy. I have a collection of over 1300 different energy drinks, so i have tasted my share. 75% taste like trash. So if i like it, I’m going to say i like it, if its disgusting, i will say its disgusting. Thinq was a pretty refreshing drink. Best i ever had? No, but better than most, of course. These are just my opinions, I enjoy orange flavor, so this fit me well, yet opinions will be different for everyone, because that’s what they are…opinions.

  • Cindy

    I just bought THiNQ and I would agree it’s much like Orange Gatorade. I’m hoping for a little energy but mostly enjoying the vitamins it says I’ll be taking in. I’m drinking it today and hopefully I won’t need my 2:00 coffee…..we shall see.

  • Michael

    I’ll have to try the orange. The mixed berry tasted like…not so good. I wished they’d disclose the caffeine mg content.

  • Danielle

    Welp, I tried it…attracted to the slick look of it and just trying something new. ThinQ is DEFINITELY not like Monster, BUT it wakes you up and you feel refreshed. I didn’t feel all jittery after drinking half the bottle either. It claims to be brain fuel, Mood enhancement, stress relief, stamina, etc and I have to say, after coming back to work after 2 weeks off, I feel 20x better today than the first day back. Was able to focus and get more work done…and this is off of 3hrs of sleep. Try it out, its good.

Last Modified: October 9, 2014