Booty Sweat Energy Drink

By Caffeine Informer Staff

Mmmm… a can of delicious booty sweat.

What is it?

a delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.” (via AdAge)

All clear?

Actually it’s a reverse product placement. The Booty Sweat is a drink that will feature in an upcoming comedy Tropic Thunder. The same guys that made Duff energy drink (think Homer Simpson) will be making this (Boston American Corp).

So what’s the betting it tastes like ass… (ouch – someone had to say it).

Wanna try some Booty Sweat?

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  • Dr. Pepsi

    Are any of these lesser energy drink companies making a profit?

  • Caffeine Fiend

    Not likely. A new one pops up every week – and thats about the last we hear of it.

  • http://www.possessedbycaffeine.com/ big red boots

    I talked to Boston America a short time ago – they have basically 3 energy drink flavors, but slap different product placements and graphic wraps on the cans and sell em straight to mall stores. So Duff, Slurm, Naruto and Stewies drink would be the yellow citrus, while Corpse Bride, Emily the Strange, Care Bears and Nintendo’s Mario’s World would have their purple berry line etc.. Booty sweat is the only one of the 12 energy drinks they make which is not one of their common flavors. yet.

  • THCMAN

    you do know that this is fake..its a joke….

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  • J.beezy

    This is real. You can buy it on amazon.com, and yes they sell it at hot topic too. BOOTY SWEAT IN YA MOUTH!!

  • nxf

    This taste’s actually really good and it’s not fake.

  • Ke Ke

    Where would I get one of these? I heard it was sold at the stanky leg!!!…….

  • jordan

    Ok seriously people the drink is from the movie Tropic Thunder duh

Last Modified: October 14, 2013